#AsthmaJokes

My heart beats a little more faster, and my hands get sweaty. I feel like all the breath from me is sucked out, leaving me breathless.

And it’s not because of a guy.

Literally though, it is hard to breathe. I’m currently at the hospital, an IV stuck to my hand, a nebulizer to my right, and shaking hands. But I like to find the fun in all of this, especially since I’ve been in the hospital more than my age(I’m 18!). Yesterday when I decided to get admitted, my mom and I laughed because we knew the drill too well. We knew what to bring, what to prepare, and my mom teased me when I didn’t cry when they inserted the IV.

Although asthma is as serious as it gets, I know because I had them since I was a baby, I can’t let it bring me down. So when I woke up I began searching for asthma jokes, just to divert myself from my palpitations and my headache from my sinusitis(did I mention I had that too?). So here I present, the best asthma jokes I could ever find on the internet.

I’m adding pictures of how I look like. Like I said in my status in Facebook, you’d never know I’m sick unless you hear me cough like a maniac!

And let’s end this, with a picture of the two crazy siblings: